if i were…

i want to start a series of hypothetical’s entitled 'if i were'. this list will be based off of random things that i would do if I were simply wearing someone else’s pants…

if i were a homeowner, i would paint my front door a different color every month. not only could this create slight confusion within the postal system.....and hopefully preventing the ‘man’ from locating me…but also satisfy my battle with indecisiveness.